[glasses need to be on]

im sitting at my desk. im tired as shit. i shouldn't be eating pizza and staying up late on thursday.
anyways i took my glasses off and rubbed my eyes.
i reached over to get my glasses and jumped. for .000001 seconds, i said FUCK in my mind.
for a second, i thought there was a scorpion on my desk but it was just my stapler. it was one of those like OMG wait moments.
okay remember the mind plays tricks on you. this is why i wear glasses.

this is what i was going to write about yesterday. hence the title "baby at the door" but i forgot.
couple weeks ago i went to 7-11. in manassas. why do i have to say manassas? theres clearly a big difference between a 7-11 manassas and a mclean 7-11.
so i'm texting as i open the door and walk in. i feel something squishy hit my foot. waht the fuck was that?!
i look down and it was a baby. sitting on the floor. in front of the door.
WHY THE FUCK would YOU PUT A BABY IN FRONT OF THE DOOR?! her overweight, white trailer trash mom was talking to her friend at the counter. did i say anything? no. this lady looked like she wouldve been one of those "DONT TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY DAUGHTER" and shit. no, don't want to deal with that shit.
i then grab a soda and i hear another guy walk in and say "what the!"
this baby is gonna get trampled. and then i hear a black guy, guessing the father yell "Marrisa(?) get the baby away from the door!"
and the mom did. the baby daddy looked like he was straight from 1993 rap music video. anyways, they got out of the store.
after i paid my shit, i went towards the door to leave. my mouth dropped.
the baby was in front of the door again! not only that! her mouth was on the door! she was licking the crack of window and the door frame!!!
LIKE EW!!!! WHAT THE FUCK! EW EW EW EW!! and there her parents were. lighting up a cigarette. not even facing the kid.
if i walked out without paying attention i wouldve 100% knocked the baby unconcious with the door.
finally they saw what she was doing. and moved her about 2 feet.
got in my car. looked at the baby again.
they gave her a lollipop.
she drops the lollipop.
puts it back in her mouth.
these so called parents didn't even notice.
i dont have any kids, so i could be wrong. but...i dont think you should be picking up lollipops from the 7-11 side walk and putting it back in your mouth. just my opinion.
got a weird feeling that the baby is gonna turn out just like the mother. if lion king taught me anything, its the circle of life.

its friday. but i have to work this whole weekend.
how fucking gay as shit is that.