[random shat]

at the conference this old guy sat me down and started talking to me about business. all i was thinking was how he kept touching my shoulder. like he was a drunk ahjushi.
and he paused.
guy: so...hm....where is your grandparents from?
me: korea
first guy ever to say that. thats actually a pretty smart way to say it, instead of asking me where i'm from. i gave the guy props for that.

so if you don't know beardy, he is my coworker. real nice guy, long beard. he's from manassas and he's more like a country guy. i was in north carolina with him all week. his favorite restaurant is red lobster.
we were leaving the conference and i was carrying a box in the parking lot. beardy was already frustrated and upset some other things.
a truck backs into ME. knocking my box down. WTF. before i could say anything...
beardy starts to yell all sorts of profanities. next he grabs the wrench out of the car.
SMASHES the tail light!
i was like wow wtf. his redneck side was coming out. like face red. i was hoping he would rip off his shirt and there would be a flanel shirt under neath it. and then he would put on his confederate hat or something. lol yea but the driver did not see.
beardy is my hero.
on the way back we made me listen to a cd is uncle made. his uncle was a musician. it was nice. i felt like i was in a movie about two men from two different worlds.

i've been sayin for a while now that beardys son (who i'll refer as beardy jr) looks like zach galifinakis from the hangover. the guy with the beard.
this is him.


compare him to this.

i told you!