[pain and accents]

ima just doing all these polls
its so fun. so always check the polls to the right! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

last night i ran to the gym. it was around 9 clock. usually i stay on the sidewalk, but because they're doing work on them, i ran through the grass. i don't like to run through the grass cause im pretty sure theres dog shit laying around. anyways, i tiptoed and ran out of the grass as fast as i could. so im listening to my music and sprinting. just one more step and i'll be on the sidewalk. BAM!!! i feel this CRAZY ASS PAIN in my stomach. like someone with a very thin leg just roundhouse kicked me. i screamed "ARGHHH" outloud. and as i was being slingshotted back, withering in pain, i saw what caused it. THERE WAS A CHAIN GOING ACROSS THE GRASS. you know how people put a chain across the sidewalk so people don't drive on the grass? YEAH. I RAN RIGHT INTO THAT. AND IT HURT LIKE SHIT. i thought i smashed my ipod on that, but my headphones just got unplugged. it hurt. LIKE SHIT. yeah i when i got to the gym i looked. yeah. definitely a red line going across my stomach. not cool.

yesterday i called the credit card company to activate my card. which i did. it sounded like the guy was black, but it couldve also been a latino, asian whatever. all i know is, they had a crucial hard time reading off the booklet. and it was so obvious they had that ghetto slang they were trying to hide. how uncomfortable it mustve been for that guy. imagine lil jon reading off a script and talking to you about your credit card plans. thats how its like.

when me and fatty went to prime rib, the server spoke really proper, and also had a hint of an english accent. but it would come and go as he talked. it sounded like he was either TRYING to use an accent, or in a weird transition where its phasing out. (example: watch the friends episode where ross uses an english accent.) maybe he's from england you say? WRONG MUTHAFUGGAH! we heard him talk to the table next to us and he said he was from FLORIDA. so we're thinking...is he trying to hide the southern accent, and its causing this weird accent? probably.