[live from pa]

today is my first day in the big PA. i'm here for a conference and i'll be here for a week. King of Prussia, PA.

so i came with mr betes, and he's such a hassle. no funny stories about him yet, but there will be.

my day ended early today, so i walked to the mall, got lost as fuck on my walk back to the hotel, and got really sweaty. oh and i had to pee like none other.
malls need more bathrooms. so fucking annoying. its like they WANT you to piss in the dressing room. no matter how nice a mall is, bathrooms are always hard as shit to find.

i went to the melting pot for dinner. by myself. i didn't want to share shit with mr betes. i brought some work so i didn't look like a complete loser, and so i looked like i was there on business.
a table next to mine had a mom, her teenage daughter and her friends. her mom bought her wine!
friend 1: mrs. blahblahblah, you are the coolest mom ever.
mrs blahblahblahblah: haha. some moms are so uptight. i mean everybody drinks!
this mom sounds like the amy poehler from "mean girls". such a old lady trying to be cool. female douchebag.

so i'm helping out my church youth group. theres a "leadership team" that we have, and kids are turning in applications on why they should get accepted. these kids are horrible writers, not that i write well. but its so funny how you can totally tell they try to use big words. idiots. they obviously right clicked the word, clicked on synonyms, and chose a word they thought was intelligent. sounds especially bad when they only use one big word out of the whole application. oh man i hope i didn't write like that when i was in high school.

some examples:
..."i think our youth group, i dare say it, be like"... LOL "dare say it"? really?
...."the work for a high school student is gargantuan"...HAHAH gargantuan. clearly right clicked.
..."i've been really activated in our youth group".... what the.

anyways smell you later