[kandy]

this past saturday we all went to k street to celebrate the gina's 25th birthday.
i got pretty drunk. i danced on a stage by myself. although in most occasions i don't have to be drunk to do that, i have no idea where im going with this sentence.
i could've sworn we left at 2:30ish, but when i looked at my clock it said 415am. did i miss something here

this whole time i was thinking why the hell did everybody get lollipops? i saw a lot going around. was that the theme?
i saw my fb and it said "larry attended Carnival Saturdays at K Street. Candy Stick Edition."
OOOOOHHH THATS WHYYYY. sexy name for a lollipop is candy stick. i get it now. even though adding "stick" after "candy" is unnatural. i guess its as equivalent to saying "hot dog wiener."
I dream of the day that they send out an invitation titled "Carnival Saturdays at K Street. Hot Dog Wiener Edition." how homo does that sound.
Think of how much sense that would make. Hot dogs coincide with carnivals a lot better with carnivals then sexy lollipops.
anyways that caused me to look at my fb and checked out past events. OOOOOOOOOOH theres been themes to these nights!
like "8 girls n poppin" - you bring 8 girls and you get a free bottle? or 8 girls poppin on the 10' x 10' dance floor?if it was 8 girls making popcorn, i would be highly dissappointed. lol but think how funny that would be.
but the past 2 times i've gone there, there seems to be a good amount of people. or as what john kang says "mad heads".
we all hate the constant invites to these things. but then when saturday rolls around...we have at least one option instead of just sitting on a beige couch. which these days i dont mind. pure sign of getting old no?

speaking of facebook, i see a lot of people with pictures of babies and such. some as their own, some of other peoples babies.
i don't know if its just asian babies, but some babies are just hideous. "oh larry how could you say that?" jk most babies are cute. i'm not a monster. but some of them have unloving characteristics.
basically you're holding a midget with an appearance of a receding hairline, with a lot of extra skin.
good thing they get nothing but cuter huh

today i ate
2 glazed donuts
1 chocolate glazed donut
1 powdered sugar donut
panda express lunch: one fried rice, mandarin chicken, orange chicken.
large rasberry iced tea.
the calories? lets just say i should be eating nothing but oxygen for the remainder of the week.
lol the funny part is i'm "trying" to eat healthy.
GAHD.
Fat Bastard from Austin Powers once said "I'm fat because I eat. I eat because i'm fat." its pretty sad but it was so funny cause the guy had a funny accent.