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LOOK AT MY NEW WIDGETS!!! I'LL HAVE NEW POLLS! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

today i just randomly thought of a moment in my past. it was a day in cockblock history.
i was drunk like crazy. me and tommy(i think) were just roaming around and walked into a room. our friend, lets call him yoseff, was laying in bed flirting with a girl.
tommy immediately just left. me? i sat down and turned on the tv.
oh man dumb and dumber was on! i LOVE this movie!
so i sat there watching it and starting talking to yoseff and the girl. not realizing whats going on.
yoseff: i think tommys calling you
me: i didn't hear anything.
girl laughs.
me: OH MAN THIS IS MY FAVORITE SCENE
yoseff: maybe you should check if tommys calling you
tommy walks in.
tommy: lets go back
me: dude we're watching dumb and dumber
tommy: LETS GO
me: WHY?
tommy gives me a look.
then i thought something was up and it was an emergency. as soon as i got out the door..i just realized what i was doing wrong lol.

so me and fatty went to eat at prime rib. it was pretty good. PRETTY GOOD.
you had to wear a jacket/blazer naw mean.
and so i did. i wore a blue shirt, and blazer and slacks. but in the middle of dinner i got uncomfortable so i took my jacket off.
and the guy tells me to put it back on. i was like maaan. i felt like a little kid.
later when i came home i told tommy what happened. he responded with...
"HAHAHA cause of your shirt?"
haha and i said no.
then later i was just thinking. wtf. whats wrong with my shirt. asshole.

last night, i stayed up late watching cast away. i can't stop watching that movie for some reason. anyways i had another dream i about work. like i felt like i was running late and it was stressing me out cause nothing was going right. then i finally get in, so many things are wrong.
and then i wake up thinking oh man i'm late. but its 7 am. i don't wake up for work til 830.
i just got incepted.
i went into work again, but it felt like i just got OUT of work.
truly incepted.