[granny]

we got drunk as yahoo this weekend. i haven't gone clubbing in a LONG, LONG time. theres a lot of young people there that stare at me. BITCH my time is done and our friends don't come out anymore. don't look at me like i'm some loser fuck.
lol bobby got in a spat with some guys.
john kang broke it up and said "WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO START SHIT ALL THE TIME!? YOU EMBARASS ME." lol. really john? its like wally yelling at me for playing computer games too much.

me steebs and wally went to play tennis on saturday. no, not on ps3. like outside tennis. wallys house was locked. we climbed a ladder and knocked on his window to wake him up. if it was night it wouldve been romantic. or like a break in.
we played with our shirts off. imagine three unathletic korean shirtless 26-27 years play tennis like its their first time ever. yeah, it was just like that.

my grandmas an ol lady. she's a nice lady but she nags a lot. like a lot. so i came home to eat. she likes to feed me and make me eat everything. i said no, basically cause i'm full and i dont want to get fat. but she keeps nagging me. then it makes me feel like less of a man.
grandma: eat some more when your done.
me: no i'm good.
grandma: ugh
me: i'm full grandma
grandma: you know you're cousins can eat twice as much as you
me: well i'm not them
grandma: and they keep asking for more
me: well thats cause they're fat as fuck
grandma: they are not fat.
me: yes they are
grandma: no they're not.
EVERY DAMN WEEK.