[showtime and rangers can suck it]

this past weekend i directed my church youth group summer camp with my friends. it was a shit ton of fun. if i wrote about it, none of you guys would really get it so i'm just going to say it was magical. bbing bbong.
so the park rangers were up our asses this year. which REALLY pissed us off.
my friend david was parked on a little side road, thats about 40 feet long. dead end. doesn't go anywhere. he just temporarily parked there for a couple minutes.
an asshole park ranger tells him to move it.
FOUR FEET.
you have GOT TO BE KIDDING. the dudes were on the biggest fuckin power trip.
david gets in the car, and moves it four feet.
the cop yells at him and gives him a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt.
yeah. what the fuck.
this is why people hate fucking cops. cause of people like this guy. these kind of numbnutted fuckfaces are the people who give cops a bad name.
little do they know we broke a window, but they didn't charge us.
MUHAHAH fucking fuck fuckers. i hate them.

have you guys ever watched the big brother show?
well it was on cbs, and that show was SO boring. it was when reality shows were popping up everywhere. i thought it was cancelled, but apparently the shit kept continuing.
basically a real world on cbs, but instead of young people getting drunk, it would have dads, moms, college kids, all sorts of people in one house....sitting on a couch. it was boring as fuck.
so i'm flipping through showtime the other day and a commercial came on for "Big Brother: After Dark." and it showed people doing crazy shit! with hot girls!
and i thought wow, the producers of this show really sold out. just like christina aguilera did. no moms or dads on this show. just good looking - semi good looking people. it was saying "BIG BROTHER AFTER DARK. RAW AND UNCUT". looked like it was a commercial for porn. definitely going to watch this show now!
so last night, im flipping through channels. it came on. let see what kind of shit goes down!
i watched 10 minutes, of 3 guys silently playing pool, and listening to 4 girls complain about how they don't have music. all at the same time. then it went back to the guys silently playing pool.
i said FUCK THIS SHIT and turned to hbo.
40 minutes later i flipped back. it was them playing pool still.
REALLY?! this is how you're going to attract viewers? what happened to the crazy shit happening on the commercials? its just 3 guys playing pool! AND THEY"RE NOT EVEN SAYING ANYTHING!!!

mike ended his last blog.
allroadsleadtomike.blogspot.com
an end of a sort of era.
pay respects.