[oy wally!]

big family dinner friday night.
my 4 year old who is pure energy, who is currently going through a weird korean language to english transition, wanted to do the meal prayer.
so we all bowed our heads.

gracie: gahd our pahder, gahd our pahder..................
(everybody waiting)
she storms off.
me: waht the hell
sister: did she just leave?

so it turns out she got upset cause somebody didn't close their eyes and decides aw screw this shit and decides to leave. it was pretty gosh darn cute. the funniest part is when she farts. but it smells terrible.

anyways after that, we took my cousin to a "beer house" and just got him fucked up. in turn, so did my sister, wally, tommy, and steve. for those of you who don't know wally, dealing with drunk wally is like trying to eat jello with metal chop sticks. its so fawrkin impossible. steve took him home, while i took my cousin and sister home, but then went back to wallys house cause i knew that fucker was gonna be work. and here is what happened.
steve is yelling at topless wally to get up.
tommy is throwing up on his lawn.
me and steve carry wally up the driveway.
tommy is throwing up on his lawn
wallys pants fall down. and no, we did not take it off.
tommy is throwing up on his lawn.
wallys yelling about something.
tommy is passed out on the sidewalk.
we carry wally in.
tommys back to throwing up on his lawn.
his mom wakes up. stares at us. holding an almost-naked wally. stares at him. stares at us. stares at him.
me: ummm he's drunk. sorry for making so much noise.
wallys mom: is he okay? wheres his car?
me: its at shikgaek....umm....yeah..
wallys all of a sudden up and walking around. looks at us, thinking his mom can't see him. whispers to steve "oh man is she awake"
then goes to his fridge looking for food while i have an awkward convo with his mom. THANKS BUDDY.
so we leave, and of course wally runs out the house (still in boxers) and chasing us down in the middle of the road.

next morning i get a message on fb from him:
dude i dunno what happened. i woke up naked and theres puke all over the bathroom and some on my bed and i dunno i just lost everything.