[i hate...bugs?]

this weather is perfect. but i am tired and i guess a little hungover. this is why i don't drink on thursdays anymore. it was fun to see errbody. not that i don't see them fuckers every weekend, but i dunno. it was different. jiae and julia introduced to me a new drink of 50% soju and bekseju. did it taste good? no, it tasted like shit. i rather have one or the other. this isn't me complaining. this is me sharing my views girls.

the other day i went to my parents house to eat dinner. my mom always invites me over, but no ones ever there. so i jus eat by myself watching tv. is that sad? i dunno i'm used to it.
so i'm eating korean food and its fucking hot. so hot that i'm in my boxers. its that damn sexy.
after the meal i sit on the couch to watch some more tv. i have an itch in my head.
i scratch it until what the FUCK. i feel something sticking on my head. HOLY SHIT THERES a FUCKING GROSS BUG IN MY HAIR.
i acted like any normal human being would react. i flipped a fucking shit. it was slimey!
i ran around screaming disgusted out of my mind. i thought
A) slug
B) some crawling caterpillar-like weird bug i've never seen before

so i frantically searched for it, and yanked it out. yeah and so it turns out it was a piece of rice in my hair. you would freak out too cause you wouldn't expect that kind of texture on your head. to you white folks, its equivalent to finding a chicken nugget in your hair. you just dont' expect it so you freak the fuck out.

how did it get in my hair? i have no idea. don't ask me. i dont eat my rice in a weird way. just straight to the mouth. thats what she said.

its the weekend of the 4th! i feel like its the most anticlimatic holiday. but who gives a shit cause we dont go to work. it can be a holiday about paper for all i care. lets make some memories

k bye