[earthquake?]

earthquake and mr betes jokes

you guys call that an earthquake, i call it mr betes walking by me.
the earthquake was caused by mr betes. he attempted to run for the first time ever.
you guys might be scared of earthquakes. i'm scared of mr betes tripping and falling.
i don't understand how they have earthquake drills, but they don't have mr betes-is-walking-by-you drills.
the earthquake was actually estimated to be larger, but mr betes sat on the floor to hold it down.

you guys think its mean of me to make fun of him. but this guy is the laziest most impatient man of all time. for instance...
i've been trying to find the production guy to talk to him about something. and i finally get a chance to talk to him.
mr betes can hear us talking. lets say the production guys name is "tech"
"TECH! HEY TECH!! HEEEEEEEEEYY TECH!!!! DAMN IT TECH"
we just ignore it and keep talking.
he calls my phone. which means if my coworkers call my phone, they automatically go to speakerphone.
mr betes"HEY TECH!". (this fucker just interrupted our little meeting.)
tech: what
mr betes: you need to BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHABLHA
tech: uh huh
mr betes: and don't forget BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
tech: uh huh
mr betes: did you blahblahblah?
tech: YEAH I DID MAN
mr betes: well how come you didn't tell me?
tech: cause i don't answer to you
.....and so on.
the fucking motherfucker interrupts our meeting. WAIT IN LINE TO TALK TO HIM LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE YOU LAZY FUCK.
but he's not that bad of a guy personally. just as a worker.

did you guys watch the ESPYS award?
mark wahlberg and the hot girl i can't remember her name for some reason from "entourage" came to present the best female athlete award.
mark: so the two things that men love the most are sports and women.
girl: mmhmmm
mark: so you would think that when you put those two together it would be the best BUT.....its.....
(awkward silence)
girl: ha..ha...okay mark be nice.
awkward silence.

it is true though. i hate people who are too stubborn to admit that a majority of womens sports is boring to watch. why do you think the wnba has been dwindled down to like 4 teams? i think the nba players have an agreement that they have to go to at least one game. its so funny when they zoom up on them. THEY LOOK SOOOOOOO BORED. like they is about to fall asleep. do you really think they're thinking "hmm.. what can i learn from them..." nope.

anyways happy weekend.
make some memories.