[almonds]

so my mom calls me to talk about some stuff. she's currently at her store
mom: so you should quit smoking its bad for you
me: i know i know
mom: okay i have to go.
me: k byeee
mom: i've missed you how are you?!
me: oh i'm go--
*click
mother was talking to a customer not me. owned.

yesterday somoene was talking about the weekend, and someone agreed by saying "me too." and then another agreed again by saying "me three." everybody shared a chuckle. COME ON REALLY?! i would agree if it was the first time someone said the whole "me three" bit but COME ON guys!

so i'm sitting at my desk talking to a vendor that is talking to me about some bullshit. i talk to this lady once a week, and its always dragging on about NOTHING. i have almonds on my desk. i hate almonds. i have a huge binder clip. those things are cool. then my curiosity got me. what happens if i put an almond in the clip? this is it.

and i did it. NOTHING happened. so i took it and took a look at it. i thought there would be enough pressure to shoot the almond out, or break it in half.
so i squeezed the ends together to crush the almond. SMACK! the next thing i felt was sharp pain to my lower chin.
so it broke, and then shot out and hit me. it hurt like SHIT.
GAHD. i took it as a sign to listen to her.

no spoilers on inception here don't worry, but i saw it yesterday. before watching it, everybody was like oh man its going to confuse you. i was like "NO ITS NOT". so when i started watching the movie, i literally concentrated on every single thing so it wouldn't confuse me. too bad that shit made me get a headache. after the movie, fatty had to explain to me some stuff, but it wasn't bad at all. then the line of the night was "thats why its called inception." and then fatty threatened me so i stopped.
we watched it at fairfax town center. after going to the De Lux and Tysons, watching a movie there is horrible.

next week i'll be broadcasting live from PA.