[what a weekend]

this weekend.
went to voldemort's house party. kegstands galore. i haven't done those in since college.
drinking a lot = hungover
hungover = unquenchable thirst.
unquenchable thirst = lots of drinking water
lots of drinking water = having to pee a lot
having to pee a lot = thirsty again
the cycle is just so annoying

everybody got bit up like hell by mosquitos. fucking damn.
sharons bites looks like she has a plague.
mine are cute and itchable.

Tommy: i was in line for the bathroom and i was next
she came up and was like can i go before you
and i was like fuck you
and she was like but im a girl
i dont care who you are you gotta wait your fuckin turn

lol what a dick. what a dick.

john hur is a vulgar guy. especially when he's drunk. there was a girl grinding the shit out of some dude at the house party.
john hur was still sober. he was like "what a dickbreaker yo"
and i laughed.
the next morning i was driving him to church.
john: remember dickbreaker girl?
me: yeah
john: i went up to her and told her she was a dickbreaker.
me: HAHA WHAT
john: i say fucked up shit when im drunk
lolol

what is wrong with my friends
and what the fuck is the alejandro song about

did you guys see the asian guy from the hangover give his speech on mtv movie awards?
it was sweet when he gave a shout out to his wife. but he was like going nuts so it made it less cute.
and i realized when mtv tries to make things funny, they add the word "fuck" to the script. its gotten played out. mtv = gay.
movie awards are still fun though.
lindsay lohan looks like shes about to die any second. so does the guy from man vs food. but at least he's entertaining and doesn't look like he's on crack.