[june ayth]

good morning. i say good morning because i feel like i just woke up again. which means i feel like im going to work twice in one day. life is great.
yesterday i was eating a sandwich and then 30 minutes later i went to the bathroom. and i realized i had mayo on my nose. how come no one told me
and how the fuck did i get it on my nose
thats like getting ketchup in your armpits

the progressive lady is really, really annoying me these days. i see/hear her everywhere. like shes following me.

i've been eating almonds lately instead of chocolate.
they taste like shit.
but i pop em in my mouth. then i realize, hm, maybe thats not a good idea cause i could choke on them.
and what if i died?
people would ask how did he die?
someone would have to say "he choked on nuts"
thats just embarassing.

beardy's daughter is having a daughter. they are white.
name choices? renee. which is pretty. mikayla. which is also pretty. for a black girl.
heres a tip: name your kid that a name that would be acceptable with their race/skin color.
i'm not racist. well maybe a little. but like jokingly racist. anyways, you don't want to confuse the shit out of people.
thats why my name isn't luis or LeShaun.
i know i've blogged about this before, but this is bothering me.