Monday, June 28, 2010

critic

whats more embarassing? getting caught looking at pictures of TWILIGHT people or getting caught watching GLEE performances on youtube.

this is jon gosselin from jon and kate plus 8's new tattoo. it is the ugliest piece of shit i've ever seen.

what are you? an asian kid stuck in the 1997? worst part is! he's half korean! how embarassing. unless your a redneck riding a harley, you do not get a tattoo on a slab of back fat. my head is shaking at you jon gosselin.

this is a picture of the director from the movie "Eclipse" which is the third movie from the twilight saga.

its of him at the red carpet movie premiere.
is that gangsta pose necessary? dude acts like he just directed scarface or godfather. uh...you directed a movie about teen vampires falling in love. no need to brush your shoulders off buddy.

yesterday me and mihyun went to go watch toy story 3. there was a kid running in the hallway. he was a little chubby kid running hard. moving every single body part to run. it looked like we were watching slow motion cause this little chubby boy was slow as hell! with movements like that you'd expect him to zoom right by you. but nope. that kid must like to eat a lot of ice cream.

toy story was pretty good. its just one of those series where none of the movies suck. the movie previews sucked dick though.
Legends of the Guardians is a movie about owls. owls are one of the least gangsta animals out there, next to aardvarks. like why would you waste a cool title like "legends of guardians" on a story about owls? owls are just midget eagles gone stupid.

i saw the preview of "secretariat." I HATE MOVIES ABOUT HORSES. and its been done already and it was called seabiscuit (which is also the name of tommys car). it was about spider-man riding a horse.

i sound like a negative nancy.

DIPPIN DOTS > FROYO.
yeah i said it.

2 comments:

  1. correction... my car was named spirit

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  2. I thought it was raekwon....oh and that director did 30days of night too

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