[beach, cousins, kid]

sorry for the late update folks. i would be lying if i said i was busy. actually i am. im pretty damn busy in my life. i dont like that. anyways.

last weekend i went to the beach with voldemort, sharon, tommy, johnhur 1 and 2, wally, and ginamasoni.
remember the road trip going the beach back in the day? we'd throw shit at each other, light shit on fire and then throw it, pass notes, shake hands with teh car next to us going 70mph, basically everything that typical idiots do.
just the thrill of going on a road trip with your friends. blasting music, windows down, smokin cigarettes, wind in the hair, etc.
me: do you guys want to play games?
gina: um...no.
turns out gina masoni likes to chat about culture on her road trip. you can imagine how excited i got when we got into the subject of poverty in asia. just kidding.
lol.
i've never seen or havent seen tommy and wally drink like that in a long, long time. it was pretty fuckin crazy. and add knives into the mix, and you got yourself a shit show. if you havent seen a video of it, go to our facebook. you'll just shake your heads and be like wow. what the fuck.

yesterday night we had a family reunion at my parents house. yes, my family is the only family that does family reunions on a wednesday night.
i have a chubby "nephew" i guess you can say. he's the son of my cousin. in korea that makes me his uncle. his name is sam. just kidding his name is fat sam. but i call him sam for short. used to be so cute. now hes just funny looking. the kid watches baseball. who the fuck watches baseball. he's the kinda slow one. smart kid, but a little slow sometimes. i'm actually lying i dont know if he's smart or not but i feel bad if i call him dumb and fat in the same paragraph. but he IS a good kid.
the meanest part? my sister, 25, me, 27, try to make him say dumb shit. for instance
me: so what grade are you going into next year?
sam: 6th...
mary: so that means you finished what grade?
sam: 5th.
me and my sister: drats.

saw karate kid the other day. that shit was pretty good, and surprisingly long. it sucks that jackie chan is getting old. i always loved his quirkiness. i don't know why, but when i was watching this movie, i expected it to be different. i dont know why. the fighting was better than the original though. the original one made everybody look constipated.
if this karate kid was in china, does that mean the second one is going to be in america?
the other thing about this movie was fans of the original like allroadsleadtomike, won't be able to quote famous lines. why? cause instead of shit like "sweep the leg", it sounds like "chingchongchangching"
im asian, its not racist if i say it.
kay bye