[this weekend what!]

this weekend
is going to be a long one.
tomorrow i'm coaching my church girls basketball team. i've practiced my coaching face. i've practiced my coaching tantrums. got everything on track. cept instead of all that, i shouldve spent my time coaching the girls instead. the thing about girls is that you teach them something, but when the game starts they run around screaming like a bunch of crazies. man if we start losing bad, ima just mess with my own team. i'ma just call out random plays we've never discussed that i've seen on nba2k9 (PS3 video game). ima yell to them " AY!! run the.."
"Screen Buck 3"
"Iso 5 Jet"
"Triangle Double Screen Kobe"
then to fuck with them even more ima start yelling out old movie titles
"Back to the Future 3!"
"Raiders of the lost ark 2"
and then as my last act of desperation ima just yell out stuff from an old applebee's menu
"NAWLIN' SIZZLIN SKILLET"
"Oriental Express Chicken and Rice"
"All you can eat Riblets for $9.99"

they're probably going to be like what the fuck is he doing.

mike just wrote me an email and had the word beer bong. fuck. remember those? i haven't done one in so long. classic beer bong moments?
john kang would just sit there and do beer bongs while we're eating.... breakfast.
tommy beer bonged jungle juice and threw up everywhere. in melissa's kitchen. that was the first time they met.
slimey would call his beer bong "betsy"
betsy was a fucking whore mike. betsy was a whore.

have a great weekend yall,
lp out.
::)