[gym story #5]

last night i went to the gym and i went on the treadmill. it was me and this black guy. dude looked very hip hop cultured.
he was changing the channel. i was thinking "hope he turns on the lakers vs suns game" which he did. but then he changed it. i was like what the fuck
and what did he turn on? Grey's Anatomy. imagine Ice Cube watching Grey's Anatomy. thats how strange it was.
and then i found out why. he has a white girlfriend/wife and a golden retriever. that would explain it all. not being racist, but that explains it. if you saw a white girl drink soju you would be confused. but when you saw her korean boyfriend you would be like ohh okay that makes sense. even though you rarely see white girl with asian boy.

beardy sits behind me. every now and then he gets up, walks out for 3 seconds and walks back in.
what is the damn point? WHY does he do that shit? it gets me paranoid cause i feel like he's watching my monitor but i know he's not. i just dont like that feeling.
then it hit me.
he probably has to fart. cause thats exactly what would do. lol cause thats exactly what i do!

gay!