[costc-ho]

went to costco this saturday to get my tires changed.
had to wait for an hour so what did i do? go to the sample sections. i was flippin hungry.

i had some cereal, blueberries, an assortment of vegetables, lobster dip on crackers, garlic bread, chicken, and chinese bbq pork.
all samples. oh and for dessert i had cinnamon rolls. also the sample.
washed it down with some kirkland green tea.

i saw a sample stand in the very back dark corner. why isn't anybody going there? i walked up. asian lady. handed me a sample of kimchee. i was like holy shit when did they start giving this out.

i was waiting in line for the chinese bbq pork sample.
and i was just standing there. then all of a sudden, 3 fucking asian elder ladies just cut in front of me. did i say something? nah. i don need to bitch. but WHAT THE FUCK. i hate how asian old ladies whether korean or chinese or whatever just cut in front of you just cause they're the elders n shit. and they expect us to respect them and shit. respect my nuts you fuck and get behind me. i wonder if they woulda still cut in front of me if i was white. either way, asians and free stuff gets too out of control.

so i was standing in line to get some real food. costco food is so damn cheap. everything costs less than a two dollars basically. but they dont accept cards. but its okay cause i remembered i have about 10 bucks in my wallet.
the choices were
hot dog, chicken bake, pizza, smoothie, sunday, or churro.
i was thinking i'll get real food and then dessert. opened up my wallet. my heart skipped a beat as i pulled out my ones. they were folded. which meant SHIT $4!!!
its okay though, cause i still can get two things if i don't get the chicken bake.
i was next in line. so excited. i didnt know what iw as going to get but i was just going to say the first thing that comes to my mind. until.
i saw someone walk by me with hand dipped ice cream. WHEN THE HELL DID THEY GET THAT SHIT. i was gawking at it as if it was a hot naked girl.
walked up. i was so shocked at what i just saw that i didnt know what i wanted.
my mind was so hysterical that i blacked out.
next thing i know im holding a very berry sundae and some change.
damn it. this isn't what i wanted. i stood there eating my dissappointing ice cream.

oh man i drank til 430 am saturday morning and was out in dc til 330am sunday morning.
haven't done that kinda of shit in a long, LONG time.